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Joey Adams Quotes
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Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to the creditors.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Motivational Quote
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
Happiness Quote
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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