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Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to the creditors.

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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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Funny Quote

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

- Winston Churchill

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

Love Quote

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

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