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Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to the creditors.

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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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Illness Quote

It is not that you become soft [from illness] so much as that the world you live in expands and your awareness of it is enormously enlarged.

- Norman Washington Manley

Truth Quote

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

- Bob Marley

Friendship Quote

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Life Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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