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Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to the creditors.

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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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People Quote

The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.

- Anonymous

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Motivational Quote

To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.

- Muhammad Ali

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