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Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to the creditors.

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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Love Quote

Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

- Marilyn Monroe

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