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Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to the creditors.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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Funny Quote
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.


Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Success Quote
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

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