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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
We'll be right back.
Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.
I'll be right back.
There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.
In 1932, lame duck president Herbert Hoover was so desperate to remain in the White House that he dressed up as Eleanor Roosevelt. When FDR discovered the hoax in 1936, the two men decided to stay together for the sake of the children.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
If it wasn't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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