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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
We'll be right back.
Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.
I'll be right back.
There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.
In 1932, lame duck president Herbert Hoover was so desperate to remain in the White House that he dressed up as Eleanor Roosevelt. When FDR discovered the hoax in 1936, the two men decided to stay together for the sake of the children.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
If it wasn't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.
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The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
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