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If life on Planet Earth was really supposed to be a picnic, we would all have been born clutching gingham tablecloths.

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Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast.

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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

- Winston Churchill

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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Friendship Quote

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

- Elbert Hubbard

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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

- Lou Holtz

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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

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