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Woody Allen Quotes
Brief author info: Woody Allen (1935- ) American actor, film director, writer.
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Showing up is eighty percent of life.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that would cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
The only love that lasts is unrequited love.
I'm astounded by people who want to "know" the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.
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