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Woody Allen Quotes


Brief author info: Woody Allen (1935- ) American actor, film director, writer.


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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Showing up is eighty percent of life.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
The heart wants what the heart wants.
I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.
Eighty per cent of success is showing up.
To you I'm an atheist. To God I'm the loyal opposition.
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that would cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.



Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.


Life Quote
The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
Life Quote
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
Humorous Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

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