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Woody Allen Quotes

Brief author info: Woody Allen (1935- ) American actor, film director, writer.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

Showing up is eighty percent of life.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

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The heart wants what the heart wants.

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I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.

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Eighty per cent of success is showing up.

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To you I'm an atheist. To God I'm the loyal opposition.

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She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that would cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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Love Quote

Nearly all human beings love, but nearly none know how to love.

- Eugenio Maria de Hostos

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

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Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

- Bruce Lee

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Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

- Marilyn Monroe

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