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Woody Allen Quotes
Brief author info: Woody Allen (1935- ) American actor, film director, writer.
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Showing up is eighty percent of life.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.
The heart wants what the heart wants.
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that would cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
The only love that lasts is unrequited love.
You use sex to express every emotion except love.
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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.
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