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The trick is to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
I took a speed reading course and I read War and Peace. It involves Russia.
Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work ... I want to achieve it through not dying.
I took a course in speed reading, learning to read straight down the middle of the page, and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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