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The trick is to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.

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I took a speed reading course and I read War and Peace. It involves Russia.

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Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

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One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work ... I want to achieve it through not dying.

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I took a course in speed reading, learning to read straight down the middle of the page, and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

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Eighty percent of success is showing up.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

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The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.

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Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.

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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!

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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

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