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The trick is to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
I took a speed reading course and I read War and Peace. It involves Russia.
Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work ... I want to achieve it through not dying.
I took a course in speed reading, learning to read straight down the middle of the page, and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.
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There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
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