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The trick is to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.

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I took a speed reading course and I read War and Peace. It involves Russia.

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Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

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One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work ... I want to achieve it through not dying.

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I took a course in speed reading, learning to read straight down the middle of the page, and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

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Eighty percent of success is showing up.

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Sad Quote

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

Life is like a box of chocolates, You never know what you're gonna get.

- Yogi Berra

Love Quote

Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

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