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No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
The only love that lasts is unrequited love.
You use sex to express every emotion except love.
I'm astounded by people who want to "know" the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.
-You could probably convert me because I'm a pushover. And if you make it appealing enough and you promise me some wonderful afterlife with a white robe and wings ... I could go for it. -I can't promise you wings, but I can promise you a wonderful, exciting life. -One wing?
People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.
According to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
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True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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