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Today I saw a red-and-yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday, too, and it rained.
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a deterrent if it were administered prior to the crime.
Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?
We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!
Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling.
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces the crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. I pray we have the wisdom to choose wisely.
I am plagued by doubts. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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