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Today I saw a red-and-yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday, too, and it rained.
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a deterrent if it were administered prior to the crime.
Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?
We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!
Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling.
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces the crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. I pray we have the wisdom to choose wisely.
I am plagued by doubts. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
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Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
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