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He was quite eloquent on the subject of flowers, which he loves because 'they're not always borrowing money'.
A bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Melnick says that the soul is immortal and lives on after the body drops away, but if my soul exists without my body, I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting.
Let's say there was a burning building and you could rush in and you could save only one thing: either the last known copy of Shakespeare's plays or some anonymous human being. What would you do?
The best thing to do is to behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
Paranoia is knowing all the facts.
My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.
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Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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