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A bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Melnick says that the soul is immortal and lives on after the body drops away, but if my soul exists without my body, I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting.
Let's say there was a burning building and you could rush in and you could save only one thing: either the last known copy of Shakespeare's plays or some anonymous human being. What would you do?
The best thing to do is to behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
Paranoia is knowing all the facts.
My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went.
Cloquet hated reality but he realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.
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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.
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You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
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