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Woody Allen Quotes

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Money is not everything, but it is better than having one's health.
The wicked at heart probably know something.
I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.
I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.


Wisdom Quote
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Life Quote
Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.
Friendship Quote
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

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