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Money is not everything, but it is better than having one's health.
The wicked at heart probably know something.
I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.
I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Motivational Quote
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
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