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Woody Allen Quotes

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Money is not everything, but it is better than having one's health.
The wicked at heart probably know something.
I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.
I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.




Motivational Quote
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Life Quote
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
Funny Quote
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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