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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I hate the beach, I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm a redhead. I don't tan - I stroke.
My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?
Humorists always sit at the children's table.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality by not dying.
I mean, who would want to live in a place where the only cultural advantage is that you can turn right on a red light?
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
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Everything you can imagine is real.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
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