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Woody Allen Quotes
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I hate the beach, I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm a redhead. I don't tan - I stroke.
My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?
Humorists always sit at the children's table.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality by not dying.
I mean, who would want to live in a place where the only cultural advantage is that you can turn right on a red light?
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Life Quote
The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
Life Quote
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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