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Woody Allen Quotes

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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I hate the beach, I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm a redhead. I don't tan - I stroke.
My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?
Humorists always sit at the children's table.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality by not dying.
I mean, who would want to live in a place where the only cultural advantage is that you can turn right on a red light?
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.


Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.


Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Life Quote
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

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