
FEATURED
AUTHORS









Woody Allen Quotes

Showing: 51 - 60 Woody Allen Quotes of 78
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I hate the beach, I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm a redhead. I don't tan - I stroke.
My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?
Humorists always sit at the children's table.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality by not dying.
I mean, who would want to live in a place where the only cultural advantage is that you can turn right on a red light?
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.



Truth Quote
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.


Life Quote
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
Relationship Quote
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
Life Quote
The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
Relationship Quote
A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.

All quotations on this website are the property and copyright of their respective authors. All quotations are provided for educational and informational purposes only.
Copyright © 2011 LifeQuotesLib.com. All Rights Reserved.