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I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are out of cornflakes. F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination.
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
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