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I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are out of cornflakes. F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination.
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
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Motivational Quote
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.


Friendship Quote
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Funny Quote
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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