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I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are out of cornflakes. F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination.
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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No man is poor who has a Godly mother.
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Love is being stupid together.
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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
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