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I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are out of cornflakes. F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination.
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
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Illness Quote
It is not that you become soft [from illness] so much as that the world you live in expands and your awareness of it is enormously enlarged.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Love Quote
One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Life Quote
Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.
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