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I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are out of cornflakes. F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination.
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
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Everything you can imagine is real.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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