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I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are out of cornflakes. F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination.
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
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Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Sad Quote
Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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