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I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are out of cornflakes. F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination.
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
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Truth Quote
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
Life Quote
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
Inspirational Quote
You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Friendship Quote
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Sad Quote
Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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