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I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are out of cornflakes. F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination.
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
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Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.
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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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