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I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are out of cornflakes. F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination.
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
Life Quote
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
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