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Oscar Madison Quotes

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I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are out of cornflakes. F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination.
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
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Illness Quote
It is not that you become soft [from illness] so much as that the world you live in expands and your awareness of it is enormously enlarged.


Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

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