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I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are out of cornflakes. F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination.
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
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Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.
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No man is poor who has a Godly mother.
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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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The road to success is always under construction
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