Is insincerity such a terrible thing? I think not. It is merely a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

Each man kills the thing he loves, By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word. The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword!

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying.

How marriage ruins a man. It's as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

In married life three is company and two is none.

Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.

Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.