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Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
I'm against hunting - in fact, I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
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Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Success Quote
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

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