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Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
I'm against hunting - in fact, I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
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Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.


Happiness Quote
There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
Life Quote
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
Wise Quote
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Wise Quote
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

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