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Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
I'm against hunting - in fact, I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
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