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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

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His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

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There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.

- Oscar Wilde

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Inspirational Quote

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

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