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Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.
Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
Sometimes I get the feeling that the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
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