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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

Rodney Dangerfield

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

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To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

Rodney Dangerfield

Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"

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Political Movements Quote

My interest is not in the capture of power, but in the control of power by the people.

- Jayaprakash Narayan

Inspirational Quote

You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

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Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

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