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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

Rodney Dangerfield

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

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To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

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Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"

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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

- Marilyn Monroe

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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

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One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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