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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

Rodney Dangerfield

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

Rodney Dangerfield

To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

Rodney Dangerfield

Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"

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Wisdom Quote

Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.

- Carlos Castaneda

Love Quote

One love, one heart, one destiny.

- Bob Marley

Sad Quote

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

Friendship Quote

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

- Mary Richards

Change Quote

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

- Maya Angelou

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