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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

Rodney Dangerfield

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

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To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

Rodney Dangerfield

Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"

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Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Humorous Quote

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

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You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

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