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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

Rodney Dangerfield

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

Rodney Dangerfield

To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

Rodney Dangerfield

Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"

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Inspirational Quote

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

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No man is poor who has a Godly mother.

- Abraham Lincoln

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Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

- Alexander Penney

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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.

- Bob Marley

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