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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?
I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"
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