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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?
I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"
Happiness Quote
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
Success Quote
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
Funny Quote
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Strength Quote
Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.
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