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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

Rodney Dangerfield

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

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To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

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Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"

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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

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Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

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