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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

Rodney Dangerfield

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

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To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

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Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"

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A great man stands on God. A small man stands on a great man.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.

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Everything you can imagine is real.

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Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!

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