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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

Rodney Dangerfield

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

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To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

Rodney Dangerfield

Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"

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Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

Love Quote

One love, one heart, one destiny.

- Bob Marley

Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Wisdom Quote

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.

- Bob Marley

Relationship Quote

A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.

- Anonymous

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