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What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

Rodney Dangerfield

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

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To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

Rodney Dangerfield

Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

- Winston Churchill

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If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.

- Paulo Coelho

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

- Maya Angelou

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The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.

- Caroline Fry

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