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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

Sarah Silverman

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

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Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

- Albert Einstein

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The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.

- Anonymous

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