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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

- Winston Churchill

Life Quote

Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Happiness Quote

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

- Maxim Gorky

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You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

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