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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

Sarah Silverman

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

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Relationship Quote

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

- Alexander Penney

Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Family Quote

You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

Inspirational Quote

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

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Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

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