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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
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Nearly all human beings love, but nearly none know how to love.
Wise Quote
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
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Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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