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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

Sarah Silverman

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

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Sad Quote

They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now

- Edna St. Vincent Millay

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

Love Quote

Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.

- Andy Warhol

Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.

- John Lennon

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