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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

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Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Life Quote

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

Motivational Quote

The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

- Confucius

Change Quote

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

- Maya Angelou

Humorous Quote

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein

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