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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

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Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

People Quote

The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

Relationship Quote

A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.

- Marcel Proust

Love Quote

Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.

- Andy Warhol

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