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Stephen Wright Quotes
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because I know its going to be up all night.
Broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I have a seashell collection; maybe you've seen it? I keep it on beaches all over the world.
One night I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
I have a microwave fireplace. You can lay down in front of the fire all night in eight minutes.
Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Relationship Quote
A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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