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Stephen Wright Quotes
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because I know its going to be up all night.
Broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I have a seashell collection; maybe you've seen it? I keep it on beaches all over the world.
One night I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
I have a microwave fireplace. You can lay down in front of the fire all night in eight minutes.
Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them.
Funny Quote
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Wisdom Quote
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
Relationship Quote
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
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