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Stephen Wright Quotes
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because I know its going to be up all night.
Broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I have a seashell collection; maybe you've seen it? I keep it on beaches all over the world.
One night I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
I have a microwave fireplace. You can lay down in front of the fire all night in eight minutes.
Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them.
Inspirational Quote
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Friendship Quote
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Wise Quote
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
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