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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because I know its going to be up all night.
Broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I have a seashell collection; maybe you've seen it? I keep it on beaches all over the world.
One night I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
I have a microwave fireplace. You can lay down in front of the fire all night in eight minutes.
Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them.
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Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
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There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.
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One love, one heart, one destiny.
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