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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.

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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

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I lost a buttonhole.

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I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.

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About four years ago ... No, it was yesterday.

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My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.

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Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

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43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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I was going to commit suicide the other day, but I must not have been serious because I bought a beach towel.

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Funny Quote

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

- Winston Churchill

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Friendship Quote

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

- Euripides

Love Quote

The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.

- Caroline Fry

Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

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