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Steven Wright Quotes
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I lost a buttonhole.
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
About four years ago ... No, it was yesterday.
My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I was going to commit suicide the other day, but I must not have been serious because I bought a beach towel.
Friendship Quote
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Truth Quote
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
Wise Quote
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
Strength Quote
Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.
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