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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.

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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

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I lost a buttonhole.

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I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.

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About four years ago ... No, it was yesterday.

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My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.

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Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

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43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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I was going to commit suicide the other day, but I must not have been serious because I bought a beach towel.

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Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Love Quote

Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

Life Quote

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

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