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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I lost a buttonhole.
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
About four years ago ... No, it was yesterday.
My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I was going to commit suicide the other day, but I must not have been serious because I bought a beach towel.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.
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The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
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Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
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