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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I lost a buttonhole.
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
About four years ago ... No, it was yesterday.
My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I was going to commit suicide the other day, but I must not have been serious because I bought a beach towel.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
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I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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No man is poor who has a Godly mother.
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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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