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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I lost a buttonhole.
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
About four years ago ... No, it was yesterday.
My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I was going to commit suicide the other day, but I must not have been serious because I bought a beach towel.
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Friendship Quote
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Happiness Quote
Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.
Motivational Quote
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
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