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W. C. Fields Quotes
Brief author info: W. C. Fields (1880-1946) American comedian and actor.
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There may be some things better than sex, and some may be worse. But there is nothing exactly like it.
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up to the standard for the rest of your life.
It's a funny old world-a man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
It was a woman that drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her.
It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
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