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An Ohio church committee slips a dollar bill into one hymn book every Sunday to stimulate attendance.
Every day people are straying away from church and going back to God.
Avoid kneeling in unheated stone churches. Ecclesiastical dampness causes prematurely grey hair.
Some families think church is like a convention where you send a delegate-and it's usually Mother.
This was posted on a Bronx, New York, church bulletin board: "Do come in-Trespassers will be forgiven."
I have no objection to churches so long as they do not interfere with God's work.
... upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hades shall not prevail against it.
We don't achieve a church for God; rather we receive a church from God.
I like the silent church before the service begins, better than any preaching.
The church is the only institution in the world that has lower entrance requirements than those for getting on a bus.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
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