The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

I shop at a computer store called 'Your Crap's Already Obsolete'.

Beware of programrs carrying screwdrivers.

I conclude that there are two ways of constructing a software design: one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

Some people worry that artificial intelligence will make us feel inferior, but then, anybody in his right mind should have an inferiority complex every time he looks at a flower.