I'm sure Hitler was great with his family.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Of all the peoples whom I have studied, from city dwellers to cliff dwellers, I always find that at least fifty per cent would prefer to have at least one jungle between themselves and their mothers-in-law.

When you're pants go in the hamper, whatever's inside becomes public domain.

... wife and children are a kind of discipline of humanity.

Our kindred first.

The family is more sacred than the state.

That man will never be unwelcome to others who makes himself agreeable to his own family.

All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Mother is the dead heart of the family spending father's earnings on consumer goods to enhance the environment in which he eats, sleeps, and watches the television.