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Cow-pasture pool.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a very small hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose.
If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a hippopotamus or crocodile, another ball may be dropped at a safe distance.
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
The game of golf consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
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