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Cow-pasture pool.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a very small hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose.
If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a hippopotamus or crocodile, another ball may be dropped at a safe distance.
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
The game of golf consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
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Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.
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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.
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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
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