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Cow-pasture pool.

O. K. Bovard

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a very small hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose.

Winston Churchill

If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a hippopotamus or crocodile, another ball may be dropped at a safe distance.

Anonymous

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

Tommy Armour

The game of golf consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Earl Wilson

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Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Understanding Quote

To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.

- Sun Yat-sen

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

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