What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse!

Heaven is a house with porch lights.

Whatever the theologians might say about heaven being in a state of union with God, I knew it consisted of an infinite library; and eternity was simply what enabled one to read uninterruptedly for ever.

Our Father, which art in heaven - stay there - and we will stay on earth -which is sometimes so pretty.

Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?

There is no coming to heaven with dry eyes.

From every spot on earth we are equally near heaven and the infinite.

He will never go to heaven who is content to go alone.

Heaven often smites in mercy, even when the blow is severest.

There is a blessed home Beyond this land of woe.