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Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
"Do you serve women at this bar?" "No," says the barman, "you've got to bring your own."
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Nothing reveals a man's character better than the kind of joke at which he takes offense.
The writer's Queen Victoria is his public, and he would do well to keep a bust of the old Queen on his desk with the legend "We are not amused" hanging from it.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
The world likes humor, but it treats it patronizingly. It decorates its serious artists with laurel, and its wags with Brussels sprouts.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
Mirth is God's medicine.





Wise Quote
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

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