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Humor Quotes
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Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
"Do you serve women at this bar?" "No," says the barman, "you've got to bring your own."
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Nothing reveals a man's character better than the kind of joke at which he takes offense.
The writer's Queen Victoria is his public, and he would do well to keep a bust of the old Queen on his desk with the legend "We are not amused" hanging from it.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
The world likes humor, but it treats it patronizingly. It decorates its serious artists with laurel, and its wags with Brussels sprouts.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
Mirth is God's medicine.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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