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Improvement Quotes

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Half a mans life is devoted to what he calls improvements, yet the original had some quality which is lost in the process.
Improvement makes straight roads; but the crooked roads without improvement are roads of genius.
Old houses mended, Cost little less than new, before they're ended.
Every man contemplates an angel in his future self.
Have therefore first zeal to better thyself and then mayst thou have zeal to thy neighbour.
Happy are they that hear their detractions and can put them to mending.
Poets lose half the praise they should have got, Could it be known what they discreetly blot.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.
You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.


Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.


Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

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