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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Lily Tomlin

Everything we say about other people is really about ourselves.

Merrit Malloy

It's almost as important to know what is not serious as to know what is.

John Kenneth Galbraith

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.

Slappy White

Being lost is worth the being found.

Neil Diamond

You write a hit play the same way you write a flop.

William Saroyan

You get your teeth fixed, your mouth doesn't work.

Anonymous

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

Wes Smith

How can I miss you if you never go away?

Country Song

You cannot control without being controlled.

Dr. Robert Anthony

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Sex Quote

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

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