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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Lily Tomlin

Everything we say about other people is really about ourselves.

Merrit Malloy

It's almost as important to know what is not serious as to know what is.

John Kenneth Galbraith

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.

Slappy White

Being lost is worth the being found.

Neil Diamond

You write a hit play the same way you write a flop.

William Saroyan

You get your teeth fixed, your mouth doesn't work.

Anonymous

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

Wes Smith

How can I miss you if you never go away?

Country Song

You cannot control without being controlled.

Dr. Robert Anthony

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Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

- Jimi Hendrix

Understanding Quote

To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.

- Sun Yat-sen

Motivational Quote

The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

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