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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Everything we say about other people is really about ourselves.
It's almost as important to know what is not serious as to know what is.
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Being lost is worth the being found.
You write a hit play the same way you write a flop.
You get your teeth fixed, your mouth doesn't work.
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
How can I miss you if you never go away?
You cannot control without being controlled.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Inspirational Quote
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Unhappiness Quote
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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