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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Lily Tomlin

Everything we say about other people is really about ourselves.

Merrit Malloy

It's almost as important to know what is not serious as to know what is.

John Kenneth Galbraith

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.

Slappy White

Being lost is worth the being found.

Neil Diamond

You write a hit play the same way you write a flop.

William Saroyan

You get your teeth fixed, your mouth doesn't work.

Anonymous

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

Wes Smith

How can I miss you if you never go away?

Country Song

You cannot control without being controlled.

Dr. Robert Anthony

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Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Life Quote

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

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