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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Everything we say about other people is really about ourselves.
It's almost as important to know what is not serious as to know what is.
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Being lost is worth the being found.
You write a hit play the same way you write a flop.
You get your teeth fixed, your mouth doesn't work.
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
How can I miss you if you never go away?
You cannot control without being controlled.
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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
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Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
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It always seems impossible until it's done.
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