Midgets are the last to know its raining.

The only way to win a power struggle is to give it up.

The lady with the answers does not have the answer to this one.

My father was often angry when I was most like him.

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it.

Our strength is often composed of the weaknesses we're damned if we're going to show.

People think the Beatles know what's going on. We don't. We're just doing it.

Sacred cows make great hamburgers.

A man can be called ruthless if he bombs a country to oblivion. A woman can be called ruthless if she puts you on hold.