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Midgets are the last to know its raining.
The only way to win a power struggle is to give it up.
The lady with the answers does not have the answer to this one.
My father was often angry when I was most like him.
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it.
Our strength is often composed of the weaknesses we're damned if we're going to show.
People think the Beatles know what's going on. We don't. We're just doing it.
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
A man can be called ruthless if he bombs a country to oblivion. A woman can be called ruthless if she puts you on hold.
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Diplomacy Quote
There are times when even the greatest tactician in diplomatic cunning is outclassed in his own game. It is then that he discovers that all that he thought he had gained is but loss, and that what is left of national honor and dignity is but the shadow of an illustrious past that is gone forever, or of a potentially great future that will never come.
Funny Quote
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Happiness Quote
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
Sad Quote
Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Wise Quote
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
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