Ze soldiers are very hoppy shooting ze pipples who say that ze pipples are not hoppy.

Anyone who wants to get out of combat isn't really crazy, so I can't ground him.

Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

We are all shot through with human imperfections and we shall all fall short of our highest ideals; but if in this loyal brotherhood we find helpful understanding, human sympathy, and affection, then the strong will help make the weakest of us stronger, and together we will find our powers multiplied many times over.

Isn't it a shame military doctors couldn't be as good as military sunglasses?

The necessary and wise subordination of the military to civil power must be sustained.

In military science there is a principle more important than "Forward": it is that the task should be proportionate to the means.

Lafayette, we are here.

The popular masses are like water, and the army is like a fish. How then can it be said that when there is water, a fish will have difficulty in preserving its existence? An army which fails to maintain good discipline gets into opposition with the popular masses, and thus by its own action dries up the water.