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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
What the mother sings to the cradle goes all the way down to the coffin.


Inspirational Quote
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.


Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Funny Quote
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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