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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
What the mother sings to the cradle goes all the way down to the coffin.


Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.


Life Quote
Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.
Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Life Quote
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

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