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A cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six p.m., put cigarettes out on your rug, and leave at eight to go somewhere more interesting for dinner without inviting you.

P. J. O'Rourke

A debutante party is basically a bar mitzvah with sex in the parking lot. The same rules of egregious display, inedible food, and ridiculous expense are enforced.

P. J. O'Rourke

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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

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Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

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