I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Nostalgia is just another form of depression.

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

Beware of the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst.

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed. When you have to work real hard to recreate the pain, and you can't quite get there, that's when you're better.

Guilt is the mafia of the mind.

Behavioral psychology is the science of pulling habits out of rats.

The brain is viewed as an appendage of the genital glands.