If you don't think women are explosive, drop one.

A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.

I never was attached to that great sect, Whose doctrine is that each one should select Out of the crowd a mistress or a friend, And all the rest, though fair and wise, commend, To cold oblivion.

It is not time or opportunity that is to determine intimacy; it is disposition alone. Seven years would be insufficient to make some people acquainted with each other, and seven days are more than enough for others.

When a pair of magpies fly together They do not envy the pair of pheasants.