The one who loves the least controls the relationship.

Relationships that do not end peacefully, do not end at all.

Women and men ... men and women. It will never work.

The difference between men friends and women friends is that men tend to do things together, women tend just to be together.

I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are out of cornflakes. F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination.

A relationship is what happens when two people are waiting for something better to come along.

Let there be spaces in your togetherness.

Each attraction, limited as it may appear to be, is a cosmic happening-it occurs within the broader pattern of things, within the endlessly complex structure which underlies our lives.

The most important thing in any relationship is not what you get but what you give.

Every human encounter is the external embodiment of an attraction between two magnetic fields. The encounter comes suddenly, unexpectedly. It is a moment of truth. It is a moment of revelation, as when the right ray of sun penetrates through the right window pane, and falls with the right slant on one picture in the museum.