In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of storage space.

Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

The best way to commit suicide is Russian roulette: that way you make an enjoyable game of it.

You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.

I always think the same thing when I read about someone committing suicide. I think, There, but for the grace of God, go I.'I hope that I can give someone else a reason to live through today so that he or she will give me a reason to live through tomorrow.

There is no suicide for which all society is not responsible.

It is not worth the bother of killing yourself, since you always kill yourself too late.

Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.

We must not pluck death from the Maker's hand.