Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

Many suicidal people speak in coded messages.

Never challenge a suicidal person.

A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity.

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.

But when it came right down to it, the skin of my wrist looked so white and defenseless that I couldn't do it.

If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.

Guns are always the best method for a private suicide... Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.

I don't think suicide is so terrible. Some rainy winter Sundays when there's a little boredom, you should always carry a gun. Not to shoot yourself, but to know exactly that you're always making a choice.