Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

Many suicidal people speak in coded messages.

Never challenge a suicidal person.

A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity.

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.

But when it came right down to it, the skin of my wrist looked so white and defenseless that I couldn't do it.

To attempt suicide is a criminal offense. Any man who, of his own will, tries to escape the treadmill to which the rest of us feel chained incites our envy, and therefore our fury. We do not suffer him to go unpunished.

If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.

Guns are always the best method for a private suicide... Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.