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Dorothy Parker Quotes


Brief author info: Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) American writer, poet, short story writer, and screenplay writer; best known for epigrams; chief female member of Algonquin Round Table; famed for sharp wit.


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Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
Lips that taste of tears, they say are the best for kissing.
Scratch a lover and find a foe.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe!
As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.
Every loves the love before In a duller dress.
Woman's life must be wrapped up in a man, and the cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool with a man.
Now I know the things I know, And do the things I do; And if you do not like me so, To hell, my love, with you!
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
Lips that taste of tears, they say Are the best for kissing.


Friendship Quote
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.


Inspirational Quote
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Life Quote
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
Wise Quote
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
Wise Quote
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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