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Dorothy Parker Quotes
Brief author info: Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) American writer, poet, short story writer, and screenplay writer; best known for epigrams; chief female member of Algonquin Round Table; famed for sharp wit.
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Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
Lips that taste of tears, they say are the best for kissing.
Scratch a lover and find a foe.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe!
As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.
Every loves the love before In a duller dress.
Woman's life must be wrapped up in a man, and the cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool with a man.
Now I know the things I know, And do the things I do; And if you do not like me so, To hell, my love, with you!
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
Lips that taste of tears, they say Are the best for kissing.
Funny Quote
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Life Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Life Quote
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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