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Humor to me, Heaven help me, takes in many things. There must be courage; there must be no awe. There must be criticism, for humor, to my mind, is encapsulated in criticism.
Better be left by twenty dears Than lie in a loveless bed; Better a loaf that's wet with tears, Than cold, unsalted bread.
Accursed from birth they be Who seek to find monogamy, Pursuing it from bed to bed- I think they would be better dead.
Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I'll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned to-morrow!
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
Gratitude: the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.
Every love's the love before in a duller dress.
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