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Dorothy Parker Quotes
Showing: 21 - 30 Dorothy Parker Quotes of 51
Humor to me, Heaven help me, takes in many things. There must be courage; there must be no awe. There must be criticism, for humor, to my mind, is encapsulated in criticism.
Better be left by twenty dears Than lie in a loveless bed; Better a loaf that's wet with tears, Than cold, unsalted bread.
Accursed from birth they be Who seek to find monogamy, Pursuing it from bed to bed- I think they would be better dead.
Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I'll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned to-morrow!
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
Gratitude: the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.
Every love's the love before in a duller dress.
Friendship Quote
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Inspirational Quote
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
Success Quote
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
Life Quote
Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.
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