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I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was a spontaneous combustion.
Four be the things I'd be better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.
The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
How can they tell?
He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
When you have to apologize, it is well, I suppose, to get the thing over quickly ...
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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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