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Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was a spontaneous combustion.
Four be the things I'd be better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.
The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
How can they tell?
He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
When you have to apologize, it is well, I suppose, to get the thing over quickly ...
Love Quote
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
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