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Famous American actress, model and singer.

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Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Nelson Mandela

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Oliver Goldsmith

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.

Oscar Wilde

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.

William Shakespeare

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

G. K. Chesterton

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

G. K. Chesterton

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Yogi Berra

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

Oscar Wilde

Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Life Quote

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

Love Quote

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Wisdom Quote

Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.

- Carlos Castaneda

Life Quote

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

- Jimi Hendrix

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