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Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Nelson Mandela

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Oliver Goldsmith

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.

Oscar Wilde

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.

William Shakespeare

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

G. K. Chesterton

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

G. K. Chesterton

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Yogi Berra

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

Oscar Wilde

Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Life Quote

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

- Bruce Lee

Life Quote

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

People Quote

The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

Motivational Quote

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

- William James

Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

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