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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
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