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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
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