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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
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Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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Love is being stupid together.
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