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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Motivational Quote
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
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You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.
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