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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
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Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
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It always seems impossible until it's done.
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Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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