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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
Relationship Quote
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Inspirational Quote
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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