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Famous American poet, essayist and philosopher.

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Famous American actress, model and singer.

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Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Nelson Mandela

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Oliver Goldsmith

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.

Oscar Wilde

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.

William Shakespeare

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

G. K. Chesterton

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

G. K. Chesterton

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Yogi Berra

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

Oscar Wilde

Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Girls Quote

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

- Marilyn Monroe

Motivational Quote

It always seems impossible until it's done.

- Nelson Mandela

Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

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