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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
Life is a journey, not a destination.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.