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Famous American poet, essayist and philosopher.

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Famous American actress, model and singer.

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German-born mathematician and theoretical physicist.

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Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Nelson Mandela

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.

Oscar Wilde

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

G. K. Chesterton

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Oliver Goldsmith

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

G. K. Chesterton

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.

William Shakespeare

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Yogi Berra

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

Oscar Wilde

Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Great Quote

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Dreams Quote

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

- Marilyn Monroe

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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