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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.