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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Wise Quote
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
Truth Quote
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
Friendship Quote
Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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