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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
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Violence Quote
Violence never settles anything right: apart from injuring your own soul, it injures the best cause. It lingers on long after the object of hate has disappeared from the scene to plague the lives of those who have employed it against their foes.
Inspirational Quote
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Friendship Quote
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Life Quote
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
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