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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
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You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
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One love, one heart, one destiny.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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