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Famous American actress, model and singer.

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Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Nelson Mandela

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Oliver Goldsmith

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.

Oscar Wilde

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.

William Shakespeare

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

G. K. Chesterton

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

G. K. Chesterton

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Yogi Berra

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

Oscar Wilde

Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Love Quote

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Motivational Quote

The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

- Confucius

Love Quote

One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.

- Paulo Coelho

Love Quote

Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

Life Quote

Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

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