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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.