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The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.

Oscar Wilde

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Nelson Mandela

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Oliver Goldsmith

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.

William Shakespeare

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

G. K. Chesterton

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Yogi Berra

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

Oscar Wilde

Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.

Friedrich Nietzsche

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Douglas Adams

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Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Life Quote

Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

Life Quote

The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.

- Audrey Hepburn

Life Quote

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

- Walt Disney

Wise Quote

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

- Aristotle

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