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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.
Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
- Mae West