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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.
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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
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I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
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