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Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Nelson Mandela

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Oliver Goldsmith

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.

Oscar Wilde

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.

William Shakespeare

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

G. K. Chesterton

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

G. K. Chesterton

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Yogi Berra

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

Oscar Wilde

Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Inspirational Quote

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

Love Quote

One love, one heart, one destiny.

- Bob Marley

Motivational Quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

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