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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
Everything you can imagine is real.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.