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Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Brief author info: Ambrose Bierce (1842-1913) American journalist, short-story writer, poet.
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Speak when you are angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Marriage, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
Here's to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
Noise, n: A stench in the ear ... the chief product and authenticating sound of civilization.
Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
Fiddle, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Beauty, n. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
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Truth Quote
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
Wise Quote
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
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