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Ambrose Bierce Quotes
Brief author info: Ambrose Bierce (1842-1913) American journalist, short-story writer, poet.
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Speak when you are angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Marriage, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
Here's to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
Noise, n: A stench in the ear ... the chief product and authenticating sound of civilization.
Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
Fiddle, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Beauty, n. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Inspirational Quote
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Life Quote
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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