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Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their frightened children by telling them it's just gunfire.

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.

- Jack Harris

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