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Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their frightened children by telling them it's just gunfire.

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

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Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Wisdom Quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Life Quote

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

- Epictetus

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