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Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their frightened children by telling them it's just gunfire.

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

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Great Quote

A great man stands on God. A small man stands on a great man.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love Quote

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

- G. K. Chesterton

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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