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Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their frightened children by telling them it's just gunfire.

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

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Happiness Quote

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

- Maxim Gorky

Understanding Quote

To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.

- Sun Yat-sen

Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

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