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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

George Carlin

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Sex Quote

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

- Marilyn Monroe

Wise Quote

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

- Aristotle

Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

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