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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

George Carlin

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Life Quote

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

- Walt Disney

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

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