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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

Wisdom Quote

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.

- Bob Marley

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Life Quote

The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.

- Audrey Hepburn

Wise Quote

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

- Aristotle

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