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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

George Carlin

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Funny Quote

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

- Winston Churchill

Inspirational Quote

You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London

Age Quote

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

- Maya Angelou

Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

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