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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

George Carlin

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Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Sad Quote

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

Life Quote

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

Wise Quote

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

- Abraham Lincoln

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