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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Love Quote

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Wisdom Quote

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.

- Bob Marley

Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

Sad Quote

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

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