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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Relationship Quote

A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.

- Marcel Proust

Humorous Quote

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein

People Quote

The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

Life Quote

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

- Maya Angelou

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