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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

George Carlin

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Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Friend Quote

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

- Brandi Snyder

Understanding Quote

To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.

- Sun Yat-sen

Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Life Quote

Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.

- Maya Angelou

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