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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Happiness Quote

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

- Maxim Gorky

Wisdom Quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Wise Quote

No man is poor who has a Godly mother.

- Abraham Lincoln

Friend Quote

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

- Brandi Snyder

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