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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Life Quote

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

- Bruce Lee

People Quote

The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

Friendship Quote

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

- Euripides

Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

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