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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Life Quote

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

- Maya Angelou

Inspirational Quote

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Love Quote

I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.

- Anonymous

Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

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