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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Relationship Quote

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Relationship Quote

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

- Alexander Penney

Love Quote

The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.

- Caroline Fry

Life Quote

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

People Quote

The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

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