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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Love Quote

Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

Life Quote

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

- Jimi Hendrix

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

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Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.

- Publilius Syrus

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