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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Friendship Quote

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

- Mary Richards

Wisdom Quote

Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.

- Carlos Castaneda

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Life Quote

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.

- John Lennon

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