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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.

- Anonymous

Love Quote

Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.

- Andy Warhol

Motivational Quote

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

- Lou Holtz

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

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