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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Life Quote

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

- Bruce Lee

Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Friendship Quote

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Wise Quote

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

- Aristotle

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