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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Inspirational Quote

Without music, life would be a mistake.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

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The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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