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The sign said 'Eight Items or Less' so I changed my name to Less.
If you tell a joke in the field, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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