The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, 'Please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back.' And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: 'He had a hat!'

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with a career on a cold night.

You don't know a woman until you have had a letter from her.

When science discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find they are not it.

To fill the hour,-that is happiness.

Most people are about as happy as they choose to be.

Only a life lived for others is the life worth while.

A new friend is new wine; When it grows old, you will enjoy drinking it.