As a rule, the person found out in a betrayal of love holds, all the same, the superior position of the two. It is the betrayed one who is humiliated.

The first thrill of adultery is entering the house. Everything there has been paid for by the other man.

There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about.

-Why did you desert your wife for another woman? -Because I am a bastard.

I said to the wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one." And she said, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis at number 23."

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

Madame, you must really be more careful. Suppose it had been someone else who found you like this.

It can take a man several marriages to understand the importance of monogamy.

I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.