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When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone. And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either. Something always goes wrong with the cheese souffle.
If you drink from a bottle marked "poison" it is almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
When in doubt, play track 4 - it is usually the one you want.
Keep your bowels open, your tin hat on and trust to God.
If it's not working, plug it in.
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately."
Never trust a naked busdriver.
Dare to be cute.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.



Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.


Wise Quote
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Happiness Quote
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

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