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When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone. And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either. Something always goes wrong with the cheese souffle.
If you drink from a bottle marked "poison" it is almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
When in doubt, play track 4 - it is usually the one you want.
Keep your bowels open, your tin hat on and trust to God.
If it's not working, plug it in.
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately."
Never trust a naked busdriver.
Dare to be cute.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
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Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
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Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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