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When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone. And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either. Something always goes wrong with the cheese souffle.
If you drink from a bottle marked "poison" it is almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
When in doubt, play track 4 - it is usually the one you want.
Keep your bowels open, your tin hat on and trust to God.
If it's not working, plug it in.
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately."
Never trust a naked busdriver.
Dare to be cute.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.



Truth Quote
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.


Life Quote
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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