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When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone. And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either. Something always goes wrong with the cheese souffle.
If you drink from a bottle marked "poison" it is almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
When in doubt, play track 4 - it is usually the one you want.
Keep your bowels open, your tin hat on and trust to God.
If it's not working, plug it in.
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately."
Never trust a naked busdriver.
Dare to be cute.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
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Life Quote
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
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Success Quote
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
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