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Don't accept that others know you better than you know yourself.
Never floss a stranger.
The only way to convert a heathen is to travel into the jungle.
Go to bed. What you're staying up for isn't worth it.
Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.
Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven.
Above all, do not talk yourself out of good ideas by trying to expound them at haphazard meetings.
Whatever you do, don't smoke.
Flush.
Never call anybody an asshole. It hardly ever works.




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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

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