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You know what makes this country great? You don't have to be witty or clever, as long as you can hire someone who is.
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money.
The business man - the man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.
Half the times when men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's true anywhere in the world.
It very seldom happens to a man that his business is his pleasure.
If two people agree all the time, one of them is unnecessary.
Business is so much lower a thing than learning that a man used to the last cannot easily bring his stomach down to the first.
It took me years to work out the difference between net and gross. In meetings I just used to say, 'Tell me if it's good or bad news.'
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
- Mae West
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.