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You know what makes this country great? You don't have to be witty or clever, as long as you can hire someone who is.
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money.
The business man - the man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.
Half the times when men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's true anywhere in the world.
It very seldom happens to a man that his business is his pleasure.
If two people agree all the time, one of them is unnecessary.
Business is so much lower a thing than learning that a man used to the last cannot easily bring his stomach down to the first.
It took me years to work out the difference between net and gross. In meetings I just used to say, 'Tell me if it's good or bad news.'
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Life is a journey, not a destination.
Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.
Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.